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Bryan Fischer: Teh Gheys Can’t Be Scouts Because Scout Oath Says No Weaklings

Sorry, Homosexual America, but Bryan Fischer is thinking about You People again. By golly, it’s almost as if Bryan Fischer can’t think of many things other than gay people. This time, the mouthpiece for the American Patriarchy Association ... [Published Wonkette - 10 hours ago]
First reported 13 hours ago - Updated 13 hours ago - 1 reports

Deleted Comment Of The Day: If We Were Really Progressive We’d Hate Blacks And Mexicans?

Oh, well this is … what is the opposite of fun? It is that. Let us think of some words for that: Gross. It is gross. And sad. And icky. And yuck! Oh, at first we assumed it was just some Occupy kids calling us out for our undying love of the Droner ... [Published Wonkette - 13 hours ago]
First reported 14 hours ago - Updated 14 hours ago - 1 reports

Why Does Ghost Andrew Breitbart Keep Stealing From The Pointer Sisters?

Remember that 1990s teevee show called The X Files, where that one good-looking cable soft-core star solved mysteries with that teensy skeptical ginger who always happened to look the other way when the crazy stuff happened, just like a pro-wrestling ... [Published Wonkette - 14 hours ago]
First reported 16 hours ago - Updated 16 hours ago - 1 reports

Teen Korner For Teenz: Please Don’t Shoot Us Edition

Guns! Can live without ‘em, and with ‘em, well, we can’t live! I tell ya! But however much Obama and the Kommunist Youth are trying to take your second amendment gun fondling rights, you will always be able to keep your semiautomatic lead sprinklers, ... [Published Wonkette - 16 hours ago]
First reported May 17 2013 - Updated May 18 2013 - 1 reports

New Trendy Thing: Local Pols Smoking Crack Like It’s 1999

It took a while, sure, but the Marion Berry copycats are suddenly coming out in droves! (They are just really really slow copycats because of their drug-induced torpor.) That is, if two counts as “droves,” and we figure fuck it, because that’s easily ... [Published Wonkette - May 17 2013]
First reported May 17 2013 - Updated May 17 2013 - 1 reports

Tea Party Has New Holy Cause: Converting Known ‘Atheist’ George Soros!

The Tea Party is the absolute worst party in American history. It’s just like every sequel — the first one is totally awesome and brings about the creation of a new country, and the second one is Hangover 2. The Tea Party Nouveau is just like that! ... [Published Wonkette - May 17 2013]
First reported May 17 2013 - Updated May 17 2013 - 1 reports

Bradlee Dean: Gay Marriage Results In Plague Of Rocks, Rabies

Since you read Wonkette, you are probably a ghey or a ghey-lover, so you probably reacted with a range of emotions from “cool” to “ABOUT FUCKING TIME HELL YEAH” to the news that Minnesota’s gone gay all of a sudden. What you probably did not do ... [Published Wonkette - May 17 2013]
Entities: Bradlee Dean, Rabies, Gay
First reported May 17 2013 - Updated May 17 2013 - 1 reports

Raging Volcanoes, Mustard Gas In Clams, Atmospheric Carbon, And 50 More Ways To Die, In This Week’s Sci-Blog!

Welcome, Wonkeratti! It’s time once again for another strange and disturbing Wonkette Sci-Blog. Take off your eyeshades, pull out your earplugs and throw away the cork. The happy man with the glass laboratory apparatus in the photo is Charles David ... [Published Wonkette - May 17 2013]
First reported May 17 2013 - Updated May 17 2013 - 1 reports

Peggy Noonan Writes Vomitous Spew, Cashes Large Check, Swirls Bourbon in Glass, Sighs Wistfully

Peggy Noonan, the cloistered nun from the Order of Our Lady of the Perpetual Martini, has written a column of such bracing stupidity that it would shock us if it did not so closely resemble every other piece of hyperbolic twaddle spewing forth ... [Published Wonkette - May 17 2013]
First reported May 17 2013 - Updated May 17 2013 - 1 reports

Republicans Fabricated Smoking Gun Emails They Maybe Illegally Leaked; Forgot To Add Smoking Gun

First, a disclaimer: We, like you, are so. Fucking. Tired! of Benghazi. If Republicans had just taken our advice , they would not be suffering in the polls because they are wasting everyone’s time, and we would not be weeping into our latte ... [Published Wonkette - May 17 2013]
First reported May 17 2013 - Updated May 17 2013 - 1 reports

Bill Gates Finally Finds Virus He Might Be Able to Cure

Let’s say you are a wildly successful individual and have generally accomplished a good deal in your life. You are getting older, retired from you job, and are deciding what to do with your golden years. Wisely deciding against whale oil investments ... [Published Wonkette - May 17 2013]
First reported May 17 2013 - Updated May 17 2013 - 1 reports

Guest Post From A U.S. Marine About Barack Obama’s Shocking And Disgusting Use Of An Umbrella

Yesterday we learned of one more reason to impeach the Kenyan impostor: as he was giving his press conference with the Turkish whoever, it began to rain, and he summoned two United States Marines over to hold umbrellas over himself and his Very ... [Published Wonkette - May 17 2013]

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Bryan Fischer: Teh Gheys Can’t Be Scouts Becaus... [Published Wonkette - 10 hours ago]
Sorry, Homosexual America, but Bryan Fischer is thinking about You People again. By golly, it’s almost as if Bryan Fischer can’t think of many things other than gay people. This time, the mouthpiece for the American Patriarchy Association ...
Deleted Comment Of The Day: If We Were Really P... [Published Wonkette - 13 hours ago]
Oh, well this is … what is the opposite of fun? It is that. Let us think of some words for that: Gross. It is gross. And sad. And icky. And yuck! Oh, at first we assumed it was just some Occupy kids calling us out for our undying love of the Droner ...
Why Does Ghost Andrew Breitbart Keep Stealing F... [Published Wonkette - 14 hours ago]
Remember that 1990s teevee show called The X Files, where that one good-looking cable soft-core star solved mysteries with that teensy skeptical ginger who always happened to look the other way when the crazy stuff happened, just like a pro-wrestling ...
Teen Korner For Teenz: Please Don’t Shoot Us Ed... [Published Wonkette - 16 hours ago]
Guns! Can live without ‘em, and with ‘em, well, we can’t live! I tell ya! But however much Obama and the Kommunist Youth are trying to take your second amendment gun fondling rights, you will always be able to keep your semiautomatic lead sprinklers, ...
New Trendy Thing: Local Pols Smoking Crack Like... [Published Wonkette - May 17 2013]
It took a while, sure, but the Marion Berry copycats are suddenly coming out in droves! (They are just really really slow copycats because of their drug-induced torpor.) That is, if two counts as “droves,” and we figure fuck it, because that’s easily ...
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