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Read These Happy Links For Freedom, For America, For The Lizard People

Dok Zoom wrote a lovely remembrance of Gabriel Garcia Marquez, who passed away yesterday at the age of 87. Do you need to know how to cook and eat a tiny little baby lamb leg for Jesus, for Easter? We’ve got you covered. George R.R. Martin ... [Published Wonkette - 5 hours ago]
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Wannabe Nebraska Governor Will Beat Up Obama Doll For Freedom

As political satirical fun time bloggers, we applaud the new ease with which any candidate anywhere can make themselves a YouTube and spit out a campaign ad, because that really has been comedy gold for us over the past few years. Even the big folks ... [Published Wonkette - 5 hours ago]
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Aretha Franklin Will Do Right, Sue Bad Satire Site Out Of Business

How much do you hate fake news sites like National Report, which serves only to get the gullible to recirculate poorly written “satire” as truth? All of the hate, right? This week, another of those sites, News Nerd, trotted out a story about ... [Published Wonkette - 10 hours ago]
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South Carolina Mayor Fires Police Chief As Part Of Perfectly Ordinary Vendetta, Not Because She’s Gay, No Sir

Just to confirm that small-town politics can be every bit as fierce and sleazy as anything in your big cities, the mayor of Latta, South Carolina, Earl Bullard (really!), fired the town’s police chief, Crystal Moore — who is also an out lesbian ... [Published Wonkette - 6 hours ago]
Entities: Gay, Vendetta, Homophobia
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Game of Hormones: How Will Lady Clynton’s Grandchild Help Her Usurp The Throne?

The bloodstone hearth glowed crimson and umber athwart the embers of the fire. Lady Hillarye Clynton regarded the beasts carved upon it: the savage bear, the diffident squirrel, the cowardly otter. Above them all, the rampant croissant, sigil of ... [Published Wonkette - 6 hours ago]
Entities: Hormones, Otter, Squirrel
First reported 8 hours ago - Updated 8 hours ago - 1 reports

Human-Shaped Bag Of Greed BP Exec Will Have To Pay Monies To Government For Profiting From Oil Spill

This post brought to you by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair For Oil Spill Blogging And Insider Trading. Sometimes we reach the end of the week and it is so hard to decide who the biggest asshole of the past seven days might have been. Was it ... [Published Wonkette - 8 hours ago]
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Twitchy Outraged As Dan Savage Literally Throws Virgin Duggar Lady Into Volcano

As you can see, terrible no-goodnik and Friend of Wonkette Dan Savage is brutally attacking Christian Purity again, on the Twitters, by making fun of Professional Virgin Jill Duggar. Obviously, this makes him the biggest hypocrite ever, according ... [Published Wonkette - 8 hours ago]
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Rob Ford Announces Reelection Campaign; Free Crack Rocks For All!

As a gift to comedy, performance artist/Toronto Mayor Rob Ford announced Thursday night that he’s running for another term. “I’m running on my record and my record is second to none,” Ford said at the Toronto Congress Centre. “I’m the most open ... [Published Wonkette - 9 hours ago]
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Al Franken’s GOP Opponent Outraged By His Unspeakable Attack On Women With Traffic Cone Boobies

The other day, we brought you the most serious scandal of the 2014 midterms so far: the revelation that in 2012, Al Franken held two small traffic cones to his chest as if they were boobies. After the story was broken by Dead Breitbart’s Internet ... [Published Wonkette - 10 hours ago]
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Allen West, Fox & Friends Expose Muslim Plot To Jihad America With Votes

You guys, there is some serious UN-AMERICAN activity happening, and we bet you don’t know about it! According to Allen West on Fox & Friends, there is a secret Muslim plot in America to… wait for it… become politically organized in order to push ... [Published Wonkette - 11 hours ago]
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What Are Corporations Lying About Today?

Corporations are people, my friend,  as John Roberts has previously pointed out . Chief Justice Roberts thinks those corporations’ shareholders should be able to demand disclosure of corporations’ political expenditures, and he’s pretty sure that ... [Published Wonkette - 11 hours ago]
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Dana Perino Okay With Obamacare But Does The President Have To Be A Big Jerky Jerk By Talking About It?

Yesterday our Glorious Leader Barack Obama (peace be upon him) took to the White House press room for a briefing with the inchoate brain stems that masquerade as the national media. We didn’t watch this because we have some pride and self-respect ... [Published Wonkette - 12 hours ago]

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Read These Happy Links For Freedom, For America... [Published Wonkette - 5 hours ago]
Dok Zoom wrote a lovely remembrance of Gabriel Garcia Marquez, who passed away yesterday at the age of 87. Do you need to know how to cook and eat a tiny little baby lamb leg for Jesus, for Easter? We’ve got you covered. George R.R. Martin ...
Wannabe Nebraska Governor Will Beat Up Obama Do... [Published Wonkette - 5 hours ago]
As political satirical fun time bloggers, we applaud the new ease with which any candidate anywhere can make themselves a YouTube and spit out a campaign ad, because that really has been comedy gold for us over the past few years. Even the big folks ...
South Carolina Mayor Fires Police Chief As Part... [Published Wonkette - 6 hours ago]
Just to confirm that small-town politics can be every bit as fierce and sleazy as anything in your big cities, the mayor of Latta, South Carolina, Earl Bullard (really!), fired the town’s police chief, Crystal Moore — who is also an out lesbian ...
Game of Hormones: How Will Lady Clynton’s Grand... [Published Wonkette - 6 hours ago]
The bloodstone hearth glowed crimson and umber athwart the embers of the fire. Lady Hillarye Clynton regarded the beasts carved upon it: the savage bear, the diffident squirrel, the cowardly otter. Above them all, the rampant croissant, sigil of ...
Human-Shaped Bag Of Greed BP Exec Will Have To ... [Published Wonkette - 8 hours ago]
This post brought to you by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair For Oil Spill Blogging And Insider Trading. Sometimes we reach the end of the week and it is so hard to decide who the biggest asshole of the past seven days might have been. Was it ...
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